Sarcasm is my only defense.

leakynews:

In one brief interview, John Green manages to:

1. Not talk about his book!
2. Talk about Pottermore sorting
3. Show Hufflepuff house pride
4. Make a Team StarKid reference
5. Talk about his brother’s music
6. Talk about LeakyCon
7. Become a legendary fanfic pairing with a talking skeleton.

From all of us at Leaky: great job, John!

More at the LeakyNews story at the link!

-felixfelicis:

magic-of-hogwarts:

 

Hogwarts POV:

Gryffindor: Brave wizards
Hufflepuff: Hard-working wizards
Ravenclaw: Clever wizards
Slytherin: Ambitious wizards

Gryffindor POV:

Gryffindor: Badasses
Hufflepuff: Friends
Ravenclaw: Smartasses
Slytherin: Cunts



Slytherin POV:

Gryffindors: Pussies
Hufflepuffs: Losers
Ravenclaws: Showoffs
Slytherin: BAMFs.



Ravenclaw POV:

Gryffindors: Showoffs
Hufflepuffs: Nice try
Ravenclaw: SUPERIOR
Slytherin: *bitch glare*

Hufflepuff POV:

EVERYONE IS OUR FRIEND

 

Muggle POV:

What’s a Gryffindor?

Starkid POV:

What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?!

lowllowllowl

Hufflepuff = accurate

fishingboatproceeds:

pottermorehousepride:

Gryffindor Pride

HUFFLEPUFF PRIDE!

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