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Me: Is this an actor? Theatre? Films? Television? What’s he been in?
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Me: Oh. I understand.
(I am not casting the movie. I repeat: I AM NOT CASTING THE MOVIE. I have about as much say in casting as you do. I don’t know who this person is. I do not know if he speaks English. ALL I KNOW IS THAT HELLO SIR NO NEED TO BUTTON UP THAT POLO.)
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These are pretty hilarious.
I woke up to my phone singing a song by The Hectic Glow. Gus’s favourite. That meant he was calling- or someone was calling from his phone. It was 2:35 A.M. He’s gone, I thought as everything inside of me collapsed into a singularity.
John Green’s The Fault in Our Stars, pg 242.
Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should’ve gotten more.’
‘Seventeen,’ Gus corrected.
‘I’m assuming you’ve got some time, you interrupting bastard.
‘I’m telling you,’ Isaac continued, ‘Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
‘But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.’ —The Fault In Our Stars - John Green
TFIOS - In which there are tears and spoilers…
I am in love with Augustus Waters. That is all.
Not done with TFIOS yet…
… but Jesus Christ, Green, are you trying to kill me???